Ant-Man Meme Gives A Recap Of All The Horrors Of 2020 So Far

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  • 01
    Face - So, how's 2020 been man? Australia basically burned to the ground Tens of millions of acres gone
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    Forehead - One billion animals dead Hundreds of species need emergency intervention
  • 03
    Face - We should probably make a dona- Then Trump starched some Iranian General with a drone almost lead to World War Il
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    Facial expression - now Iran's asking Interpol to arrest the President so, you know, still might
  • 05
    Face - But nothing else bad has . Some dude in China ate a bat So now I don't have a job
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    Forehead - Me and like 21 million other Americans They helped us a little while but its about to stop
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    Face - Sorry, did you say a bat? Oh yeah, there's a plague It's killed half a million people world wide
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    Face - 128k of those are in the US White House hasn't really done anything about it
  • 09
    Face - Nothing? Well, not untill the economy collapsed They bailed out a bunch of businesses
  • 10
    Face - Gave us twelve bills each So we could keep paying the businesses
  • 11
    Face - The plague is gone? Heh. I should probably be wearing a mask anyhow no, its getting worse
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    Facial expression - but Trump is trying to slow down testing cause it makes his numbers look bad
  • 13
    Face - Tell me there's a quarantine, at least There was but the GOP cancelled that to0 opened the beaches just like in Jaws
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    Facial expression - it flattened the curve though vertically
  • 15
    Face - They should impeach Trump Oh they did "abuse of power" and obstruction of Congress"
  • 16
    Forehead - There was a squid pro quo thing with Ukraine Didn't matter, he wasn't removed from office
  • 17
    Face - Anything else? I'm still in January Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gigi died in a helicopter crash
  • 18
    Forehead - A plane crash in Tehran killed 176 people And Prince Harry and Meghan Markle renounced their royalty
  • 19
    Face - So then in February the Uk left the EU lowa botches its primary caucus
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    Facial expression - But they did put Harvey Weinstein away for r pe but it took decades of accusations so its barely justice
  • 21
    Face - Well at least the justice system is getting better
  • 22
    Face - P*k
  • 23
    Face - Oh come on. White cop knelt on a black dude's neck for nine minutes on camera
  • 24
    Face - The guy, George Floyd, died Justice system tried to blame Floyd
  • 25
    Face - Oh Bunch of protests started against police brutality the cops responded with rampant brutality
  • 26
    Face - So riots started but everyone is pretty sure white supremasists started them
  • 27
    Face - white supremasists? Oh yeah, they're everywhere Trump likes retweeting their stuff
  • 28
    Face - "on accident" of course but we all know he's a fascist
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    Face - surely there's an anti-fascism movement Yup, and Trump wants them declared an enemy of the state Which probably doesn't mean anything
  • 30
    Face - The riots stopped though, mostly
  • 31
    Face - Did they at least get some reforms? Yeah! They took Aunt Jemima off the syrup bottle cancelled the show Cops
  • 32
    Face - Disney's rebranding Splash Mountain and deleted and episode of Golden Girls
  • 33
    Face - What about the "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations?" They're thinking about it No one is holding their breath
  • 34
    Face - Mississippi is taking the Confederate Flag off their flag But they're adding "In God We Trust"
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    Face - We can deal with that later? We can deal with that later So anyhow, no, no police reforms
  • 36
    Face - In fact police budgets went up They arrested a couple of them, but not enough
  • 37
    Face - So it'll happen again Only a matter of time! Biden is running against Trump
  • 38
    Face - Probably pick a black woman for VP He's still an old white guy though
  • 39
    Face - Well, that's a lot of stuff, surely there isn't mo- Murder hornets arrived in the PNW Puerto Rico got hit with a bunch of eathquakes
  • 40
    Face - Flint Michigan still doesn't have clean water Locust swarms are devastating Africa and Asia
  • 41
    Face - Please stop A Saharan Dust storm is covering the southern US A dam burst in Michigan and flooded a bunch of towns
  • 42
    Face - There's an Ebola Outbreak in Africa Álso mosquitos with West Nile in the Southern Great Plains
  • 43
    Face - Scandavian sensors detected a radiation leak in Russia Russia denies it
  • 44
    Face - Also Russia has been putting bounties on US Troops Trump and Putin are still besties though
  • 45
    Face - Is there any good news? Not really Wait
  • 46
    Face - Oh yeah! We sent two dudes to space! Lucky bastards

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